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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:08

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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So, the docs changed it to read

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No way

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Unacceptable again!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Loons and Moons

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Next, they tried...

share office space ...

Freaks and Cheeks

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Just Forget it!

They put up a sign reading

So they tried

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Catatonics & High Colonics

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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