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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 01:06

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Freaks and Cheeks

So they tried

Why Some People Hear Better in Noise Than Others - Neuroscience News

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?

Thumbs down again.

Still no good

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Patriots OTAs takeaways: Drake Maye rises, Stefon Diggs returns, rookie WR shines - Boston Herald

No way

Next, they tried...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

‘Godfather’ of AI Yoshua Bengio says latest models lie to users - Financial Times

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What are some creepy bestiality-promoting questions obviously asked for sexual gratification?

No go.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

There is any scientific evidence that we live in a sphere. Why do others say that we lives in a flat Earth but there is no evidence that they have proven the existence of a flat earth?

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Anthropologists map Neanderthals' long and winding roads across Europe and Eurasia - Phys.org

No, not a chance

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

How can you tell if someone or someone's is trying to recruit or at least test you for a secret organization?

Still no good.

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why do Darwin atheists not like facts of Genesis? I’ve noticed they block and dismiss everything a person states. Is that how science works to hide when a truth comes at them?

Hysterias & Posteriors

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Catatonics & High Colonics

MIT Breakthrough: Star-Shaped Brain Cells Could Be the Secret Behind Human Memory - SciTechDaily

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Then came..

Another attempt resulted in ...

Can someone fall in love with a person they have never met in person, but only through thoughts and imagination?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts

Fresh iPhone 17 leak gives first close-up look at next-gen Apple smartphones - Mashable