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12.06.2025 01:06
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
Why Some People Hear Better in Noise Than Others - Neuroscience News
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Patriots OTAs takeaways: Drake Maye rises, Stefon Diggs returns, rookie WR shines - Boston Herald
No way
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
‘Godfather’ of AI Yoshua Bengio says latest models lie to users - Financial Times
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What are some creepy bestiality-promoting questions obviously asked for sexual gratification?
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
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Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Anthropologists map Neanderthals' long and winding roads across Europe and Eurasia - Phys.org
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
MIT Breakthrough: Star-Shaped Brain Cells Could Be the Secret Behind Human Memory - SciTechDaily
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Fresh iPhone 17 leak gives first close-up look at next-gen Apple smartphones - Mashable