What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:08

No go.
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What are some reasons why people may fear strong men?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
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What was your most memorable combat mission during the Vietnam War?
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
I want to have anal sex, but my wife refuses. What do I do?
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Why are most girls not open to the idea of anal sex?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
So they tried
Why can’t the British eat or drink anything unless they place a table cloth on the table first?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
What can I say to a scammer who thinks he loves me, but I don't want to be scammed?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why is the US going after Canada after all? What is the reason for all this hostility?